Things I Need
- good skin
- $$$$$
- a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty
went for a casual drink and ended up getting waffles and calling it a night at 11pm. is this what being in your 20s is?
do you ever get friendlust. like. you just see someone and you’re like. man. i have such a friendcrush on you. i wanna be ur friend so bad. i wanna be more than a friend. i wanna be a BEST friend u hear me. ur so cool. i admire u a lot and ur so funny. plz b my bffl. i will treat u right. let me be ur drake-friend. no other friend will treat u like i would
i have decided i hate all my friends except for literally four of them
I don’t think I will ever love someone as much as I love her.
last night i danced to steps and to backstreet boys and to abba and did karaoke with a drag queen and met a really cute girl and made a trans* guy feel good about himself and assisted on a hen night and ran into my first boyfriend at a gay club and got grinded on by cute gay men and drank a lot of wine and ate all of the mcdonalds and didn’t get home until it was light outside. i love my friends so god damn much.
okay guys this is abbi and she is literally the best person i’ve ever met and she’s my bestie and you should all just love her okay
she’s alright too, i suppose.
no sorry i haven’t heard of that popular top 40 song i’ve been living under a punk rock
